drunktrophywife:

weloveshortvideos:

Jet Pack Fail on Live TV!

This is honestly a classic

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

can you describe fruit without saying the word fruit 

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bagmilk:

sorry for replying in  0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha

No, fuck you. I was worth it.
and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via soulsscrawl)
sharingneedles:

I MADE A DIAGRAM OF ME

sharingneedles:

I MADE A DIAGRAM OF ME

splderwoman:

DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE

DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE

DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE

DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE

IN 2016 (x)

unclefather:

Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness

wreckfull:

I stay alive for like 3 people lol

peace-after-revolution:

The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart

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mihrstears:

send this to your crush. Just.. just do it

trust:

bongfucker:

trust:

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks