OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS
OCTOBER IS HERE
DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH
a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse
that’s fucking brilliant
how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?
i don’t get it
it’s not gift wrap
then what is it?
me introducing myself
"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
yeah sure wish we had a key
PEOPLE GIVING YOU A NICKNAME
PEOPLE ALWAYS CALLING YOU BY THAT NICKNAME
Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written.
|—||I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)|
when you accidentally do something really stupid