basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 



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jesuschristvevo:

this one is for the boys with the boomin systemimage



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erenishuman:

when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions

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chariczard:

A moment of silence for those who have unfollowed me

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epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.



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lunchtrae:

kidxforever:

kennedyprice:

Literally the most frustrating episode..

I hated her in this episode

Bitch kept asking for macaroni 

LITERALLY FUCKING MACARONI



posted Jul 22nd , 73,719 notes , reblog { source }

virginitity:

vfilthy:

I’M SO HAPPY

was kanye even moving



posted Jul 22nd , 58,800 notes , reblog { source }

thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.



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nothimg:

i hate when people take unexpected pictures of me  image



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peekachiu:

'what do you want for your birthday?'

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romulusthread:

wow toy story 3 did you have to be such a fucking disappointment



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scxmbvg:

BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD



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hugs-and-muffins:

moonblossom:

d0cpr0fess0r:

tsupertsundere:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting:

tontonmichel:

The choice is yours.

This is a shit ton of bullshit and shaming. People are born with health problems and perfectly healthy people develop health problems. There isn’t always a choice.

are your eyes red, itchy, and inflamed? don’t reach for those eyedrops, just grab a fucking red pepper and shove that into your eyes instead, just fucking jam all the vegetables you can into your eyes you fucking animal just do it
go green
go green

Inject V8 directly into your veins you miserable bag of trash. Get a giant syringe full of vegetable juice and stab right through your fucking arm in a wild attempt to cure your heart condition.

Wow, and here I could have saved all the time and discomfort of fucking brain surgery by eating a leek or something. WHO KNEW?!

Commentary. On. Point.



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